February 2012
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“Space” *looks up to corner of windowless basement*
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“as I pull my rip cord ad-infintium down through two endless conical panes of highly vertical glass[sic] and that’s basically my piece” the man intones nearly inaudibly to two otherwise rapt inquirers before swiftly tugging the hem of his cotton short-sleeved t-shirt to a nearly tearing stretch around his palms thus covering the tattoo he was displaying and in succession warming...
I have no idea why I append my sentences with horsey tail. I just horsey tail.
*takes a really long time to think of something funny to interject into a conversation a live conversation with real people*
The strange creature-child looked up, eyes hazen with tears, and replied “why, father, must pain beget pain?” The father considered this for a moment, then replied: you’ll get your “yu-gi-oh” toys back at bedtime but the computer stays off for a week. The future was a grim beast of a place and he didn’t have any time for more of this shit from his fucking...
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*Psychically wills an audible projection of Jeopardy’s theme music into the immediate vicinity*
This is the first act of war in eons of interstellar peace…
*leans down real close to the camera and whispers* balls in your court, buddy
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He’s a lot like Antwone Fisher in that he really hates bells.
For lent I give up my boy, my child. I’ve abandoned my son.
Beat drops into an endless void never to return.
Turns into yosemite sam and furiously stomps up and down on a large floppy rimmed cowboy hat while shooting two pistols into the air screaming things like ‘consarnit’ and ‘tarnation’ and oooh that rabbit.
pepsi-clear:
I peed in my pants one drop
My speakers are preaching to me again. They said “God said to Abram Where ya sleepin boy?”
x + x = grass + x + 1
solve for x where x = your ass
“mom where’s chika chika boom boom I can’t find it anywhere”
– my 5 yr old brother (via pepsi-clear)
*clears throat* uh spraynard
What if you just peed a little bit sometimes. On your self. That’s normal.
What if magic was real but it was like really hard to do and most of the times when you did it you peed a little bit. That’s what I feel like.
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iroh asked: where ya been! i feel like ihaven't seen you on in a while
What if you cracked open an egg and there was just blood inside and your wife’s wedding ring and then you noticed she had less blood and it was a spooky story
What if ice cream came in eggs.
injam:
Children’s Song
John Evans
Innovative...
I just sat outside my house for like an hour and a half talking about fantasy books with my step brother you fucking faggots
Gonna GO PLAY CARDS
oculo:
the tv just called me a bad word
Business is about taking risks *snaps leather belt across the back of workers*
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pepsi-clear replied to your post: For two days after that I didn’t feel like a real…
what drUG
Just jwh210 I eyeballed it and ended up with way too much and fell into hell so I’m gonna try that again but this time on purpose see if I can find that forest again and maybe not have seizures or die.
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cisgender replied to your post: For two days after that I didn’t feel like a real…
I want to talk to you really high some time if I don’t already annoy the shit out of you.
Well tonight or tomorrow probably late tonight when I get back from my bro bros
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clamn replied to your post: youve gone ioff the rails
the the tree of liberty must be watered with the oils of tyrants!!!
For two days after that I didn’t feel like a real person. I’m probably gonna visit the forest again maybe tonight.
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doldrums replied to your photo: You reptilican’t? Or you reptiliwon’t?
rep’ til you cant
cisgender:
i was getting bored of sane jesse. i’m glad he’s completely snapped now. he was barely hanging on before so none of us can say that we didn’t see this coming.
A couple days ago I was in my room and there was a forest in my room and tons of people passing by me and I’m pretty sure it’s exactly what hell is like it was horrifying. For a little while, then I forgot about it...
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thacarterdccvii asked: youve gone ioff the rails
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cisgender replied to your post: cisgender replied to your photo: IVE BEEN FEELING…
you’ve lost it now. the ding dong cactus may not have gotten you high but it did eat away at your brain.
im FUCKEC
“molested” *mimes jerking two penises in face*
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cisgender replied to your photo: IVE BEEN FEELING LIKE SHIT
Get Well SOon
I’m all out of sorts. Fresh out. Someone came in bought up all the sorts checked the store out of stock aint a sort in sight.
“As for the haters, let em hate…to quote Kat Williams, everyone needs haters, so let them hate. ”
there are like 5 people in my house and they are all wearing cloaks with little bells on them
which of these maidens will i rape assault? which of these maidens will pass through my violent semen inferno?
yoga4dogs:
WikiHow: Make your own Mountain Dew at home using only condensed milk and glow sticks.